Dan and Steve glared at each other. The whole room was silent.
"I'm more manly then you!" Daniel said sternly. "I could strip to my boxers and have the ladies all over me." Before completing the sentence and An and Keti where blushing like hell in the background and Iordan tried desperately to get Keti's attention.
"Yeah, well, I'm so masculine I could kiss you and it wouldn't damage my manliness!" Steve replied.
"Really?"
And the statement was completed.
"I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GAY!" Daniel screamed while blushing like hell.
"I thought you didn't live at Hogwarts but there's a first for everything." Steve said looking as bored as ever.
A Very Important Matter by Freyad-Dryden, literature
Literature
A Very Important Matter
The dank halls of Bonehoard had fallen blessedly silent since the arch-lich Emperor Zaldara had sent the disco1 zombies away and would remain so as long as Cat didn't wake up and the emperor continued to be engrossed in admiring his coin collection. It was one of the rare moments when the environment was conductive to getting some paperwork done and Regent Serj did not want to waste it.
(1 Some people say that disco is dead, but being dead has never been a problem for Emperor Zaldara.)
And yet, the envelope.
It was sitting on his desk, having appeared there only a few moments ago. He'd paused to dip his quill into